There’s a peculiar moment in AI-assisted writing when you read a freshly generated scene and think, “Well, that’s beautifully written… but it doesn't sound like me.”
In the northern reaches of Brackenfell, where mighty warriors settled arguments with their fists and considered a broken nose a perfectly acceptable greeting, there lived a barbarian named Grond.
Lord Maldrake the Unmerciful installed the suggestion box because his chief torturer informed him that minion morale had reached “concerning levels.” Maldrake found this deeply irritating, mostly because he had assumed fear was an adequate substitute for morale.